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My head itches so bad and I can’t even shower cause its a rule that after 10 is too late to take a shower in this house.

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xuved:

I love science jokes. 

xuved:

I love science jokes. 

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motherofhens:

Did you hear about the man who was paralyzed on his left side?

He’s all right now.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

What is the definition of a…

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lord-kitschener:

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

This was from like the 70s or 80s too. Marvel knew what was up.

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" I love that quote

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

le-claire-de-lune:

secondlina:

twodefenestrate:

bombaycake:

rraaaarrl:

"I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

FEMINISM: a definition

Always reblog

I need this as a poster.

I would adore this as a poster. 

This was from like the 70s or 80s too. Marvel knew what was up.

"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" I love that quote

(via killedmycatatemytailor)

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mamarenren:

As soon as I get the money, I’m buying every single one of these! 

I could have been working out sooner if I’d known all I needed for motivation was an appropriate amount of nerdiness!

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Someone should be my trainer/nutritionist. I need help losing weight.

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I miss ianto.

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I hate when you do everything for someone yet they treat you like shit and then reward the people that don’t deserve it.