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infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

(Source: biblicalfag, via idontwanta-url)

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I’ve been of it for a while. Someone explain ISIS and this whole thing to me?

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I honestly need to make a new tumblr lol

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nowyoukno:

Source/things that don’t add up about 2pac’s death here.
More about the possible connection between 2pac and Niccolo Machiavelli’s “The Art Of War” here.
More about Casanova’s 18-year exile from Venice here.
You can hear “Kasinova tha Don” rap here.


This is probably the most complicated conspiracy I’ve ever heard.
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sdr2spoilers:

"It’s a promise!" - anime character thats about to fucking die

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stuning:

someone took ‘drive thru’ a bit seriously

stuning:

someone took ‘drive thru’ a bit seriously

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via cocksticks)

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gondory:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU’RE LISTENING TO A MOVIE’S SOUNDTRACK AND YOU JUST KNOW WHICH SCENE GOES WITH EACH TRACK AND YOU SAY THE DIALOGUES OUT LOUD AND YOU JUST FEEL LIKE FLYING BECAUSE THE VIOLINS AND TRUMPETS AND CLARINETS AND ALL THE INSTRUMENTS AND YOU GET THIS RUSH OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE FUCKING SOUNDTRACKS MAN

(via life-is-a-beach-live-it)

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Holy shut he isn’t responding. I think he gave up on me.

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I bet when I go to work there will be a new schedule and I work every day. It would just be my luck.

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I don’t like when things change without notice. It makes me really anxious. I thought we’d have a good lunch cause I had more time today. I was going to treat you to sushi. And the house was empty until one.
But now I feel stuck. Mum won’t shut up. And I’m not allowed to turn on the TV. Whenever you aren’t here everything goes wrong.