I am almost seriously don’t with the shit that is my life.
Okay guys seriously I need something to calm me down. My mother just asked me to help her with an itch that she couldn’t reach and I almost took my laptop and fucking slammed it across her fucking face. I’m so completely done here. Like I’m not doing this shit with her anymore. She asked and I tried to be kind but I’m not going back into this “I’m going to talk to you like you aren’t even a human being and then not apologize for any of my mistakes” shit.
Because I did not want to go to bed at the same time as my mother I am evil. I just thought I’d let tumblr know that. And then she asks me why I’m always so indifferent towards her. I wonder….maybe because that’s what you truly think of me and I have always fucking known it.
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
I was just thinking about how much mark and I used each other to save our sanity on promenade. I miss mark.