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I am almost seriously don’t with the shit that is my life.

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collegehumor:

Hot Asian Girls Dancing to Classical Music

Doesn’t really have to be much more complicated than that.

Sorta weird lol But cool.

(Source: College Humor)

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Okay guys seriously I need something to calm me down. My mother just asked me to help her with an itch that she couldn’t reach and I almost took my laptop and fucking slammed it across her fucking face. I’m so completely done here. Like I’m not doing this shit with her anymore. She asked and I tried to be kind but I’m not going back into this “I’m going to talk to you like you aren’t even a human being and then not apologize for any of my mistakes” shit.

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Because I did not want to go to bed at the same time as my mother I am evil. I just thought I’d let tumblr know that. And then she asks me why I’m always so indifferent towards her. I wonder….maybe because that’s what you truly think of me and I have always fucking known it.

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wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

(via everbloooming)

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I was just thinking about how much mark and I used each other to save our sanity on promenade. I miss mark.

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puffy-bunny:

Truth on We Heart It.
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ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better


@scootapie18

dancing-with-gavin:

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

@scootapie18

(Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via trappedinmelofolia)

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Make this white and it’s a perfect wedding dress

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ju27:

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Make this white and it’s a perfect wedding dress